It’s Billy’s Blog

Says so right here. They also are insane. And horny.

Unfortunately, this clip doesn’t include some of the things he said about Peoria. I’ll keep looking.

You know how I was laid up with back pain last month?

Yeah, I was moving a box and I did it again. Gonna sleep on it and see if it’s better in the morning.

I’m gonna have to get someone else around here to do the heavy lifting around here.

The Nanny State has a hard-on against my favorite nuts, the pistachio. The feds are warning people to not eat them if they see them on store shelves. Here’s the rub:

The salmonella has nothing to do with the ongoing outbreak of salmonella poisoning from peanuts. Unlike the peanut outbreak, the pistachio contamination was discovered during routine testing by Kraft Foods — before anyone was known to have been sickened. The FDA has at least two unconfirmed reports of sickness in people who ate pistachios, but those cases have not yet been linked to the types of salmonella found in pistachio nuts.

This is about ass covering and lawsuit avoidance. You are more likely to get killed driving to the store to buy the damn things. I’m gonna hit Walgreens and buy about 20 cans.

Chris Muir’s Day by Day online strip has the sexiest women characters. At the top of this list is Sam, the engineer/gun aficionado who just happens to be married to Zed, an underemployed former sniper.

A couple of years ago, Chris kept us entertained by releasing a naughty calender featuring Sam and some weaponry.

Now, as sexy as a find women with guns, I find women who are covered with grease even sexier.

Case in point: Recent Day by Day strips in which Sam is doing some routine auto maintenance.

See what I mean.

I think it’s time for Chris to put out a new calender.

Send him some feedback on Twitter.

I have always thoughts Macs were over rated.

I’ve them them at work and at home. I’m not impressed.

I’ve got one sitting on a desk in the other room. I do not use it.

I use my laptop for all my computing.

The red-head in the commercial says she’s not cool enough to be a Mac person.

I see she’s taking those hip ads to heart.

1. Sleep in.
2. Send invoices (sorry guys … baby needs new shoes).
3. Fiddle around with CW website.
4. Go for walk.
5. Take nap.
6. Read latest Robert Crais novel.
7. If 1-6 are done, blog a little. Maybe.

I figure it’s time for an update, even if it is nothing but a photo.

Actress/Producer Drew Barrymore spotted leaving a sushi bar in Hollywood.

My back started spasming. I mean, I could feel the twitching. Yikes. So I am home, having swallowed three big-@$$ Tylenol.

I did a bad, bad thing.

I worked a half-day today. I came home, not intending to take a nap. But I did anyway and slept for about two hours.

And it was glorious. My window was open and there was a cool breeze through my open window.

I had this dream that I has all the powers of Dr. Manhattan (I just saw  “Watchmen”). Cool, huh? But I was at WORK at the call center, and I was using my superpowers to fix people’s televisions.

So even though it was the best nap I’ve had in a long time, I was still dreaming about work.

At least I wasn’t blue and naked.

Work

Getting ready for work. I hate this part of the day.

Baby Brother Eric and I went and saw “Watchmen.” Eric was fooled by the trailers and thought it was gonna be a superhero slugfest.

I am patiently wanting for P2, the latest version of the Prologue Theme.

.. via Steven Streight:

“blogocombat” = sincere debate with others, via blog comments and Twitter messages, that while remaining passionate and intense, seeks self expression and testing an opinion in conflict with its opposite, but does not seek to harm or disgrace another person.

Emphasis mine.

Steven: You are invited to Blogger Bash. It’s on March 31. We haven’t decided on a location yet.

Drew has a Facebook page. That’s where I found this image.

The lovely Drew Barrymore in her office