Wasn’t me …

I was pretty sure I was at Whitey’s surrounded by witnesses at the time this happened:

Billy Dennis, 33, stabbed a neighbor’s dog with a “gothic sorcerer-looking weapon” after his daughter was brought home June 18 with bite marks on her lip, according to an Allen County probable-cause affidavit. The dog sustained injuries consistent with blunt-force trauma to the head, neck, right front leg and back and was euthanized because of the severity of its injuries.