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Next season on Dancing with the Stars …
Posted by Billy Dennis on Aug 18, 2009 in Humor
Found on Twitter: This is just so wrong.
‘Hello, tech support? I think my cell phone is turning on my stove …’
Posted by Billy Dennis on Aug 18, 2009 in Humor
I’ve had some wacky teach support calls in my life, But THIS one turned out to be true:
When Andrei Melnikov’s Sony Erickson PDA is within about two feet of the stove, an incoming call will make the Maytag Magic Chef stove beep, and the digital display will light up, indicating that the broiler is on [...]
All redheads are mutants
Posted by Billy Dennis on Apr 20, 2009 in Humor
Says so right here. They also are insane. And horny.
Like a deer caught in the headlights
Posted by Billy Dennis on Apr 17, 2009 in Humor
Unfortunately, this clip doesn’t include some of the things he said about Peoria. I’ll keep looking.
I guess I’m a PC too
Posted by Billy Dennis on Mar 27, 2009 in Humor
I have always thoughts Macs were over rated.
I’ve them them at work and at home. I’m not impressed.
I’ve got one sitting on a desk in the other room. I do not use it.
I use my laptop for all my computing.
The red-head in the commercial says she’s not cool enough to be a Mac [...]
With great power comes rather mundane responsibilities
Posted by Billy Dennis on Mar 16, 2009 in Humor
I did a bad, bad thing.
I worked a half-day today. I came home, not intending to take a nap. But I did anyway and slept for about two hours.
And it was glorious. My window was open and there was a cool breeze through my open window.
I had this dream that I has all the powers [...]
25 Random Things about Billy Dennis
Posted by Billy Dennis on Feb 6, 2009 in Humor
Here goes:
I don’t do stupid Facebook lists.
I don’t do stupid Facebook lists.
I don’t do stupid Facebook lists.
I don’t do stupid Facebook lists.
I don’t do stupid Facebook lists.
I don’t do stupid Facebook lists.
I don’t do stupid Facebook lists.
I don’t do stupid Facebook lists.
I don’t do stupid Facebook lists.
I don’t do stupid Facebook lists.
I don’t do stupid [...]
I just killed Aunt Barbara for a Whopper
Posted by Billy Dennis on Jan 9, 2009 in Humor
Actually, she is one of ten. I’d fell more guilty if I didn’t know she’d off me for a bag of chips. Just kidding, Aunt Barbara. I still love you. But free is free. And it’s flame broiled!
Hmmm … feels like a C cup
Posted by Billy Dennis on Jan 5, 2009 in Humor
Yeah, I know. Fourth or firth post in a row. I’m in a “boob” phase. My shrink says I’ll grow out of it. Of course, he said this back in 1977 …
I think he’s given up hope.
Speaking of Hayden …
Posted by Billy Dennis on Jan 2, 2009 in Humor
Yeah, the cheerleader from “Heroes” is a cutie. But I don’t care how risque Hayden Panettiere gets in her new movie, I’m not gonna get all lecherous over a chick young enough to play a high school student.
Speaking of Scarlett …
Posted by Billy Dennis on Jan 2, 2009 in Humor
… I just might actually pay to see THIS movie.
These suckers are dangerous
Posted by Billy Dennis on Nov 29, 2008 in Humor
CUTLINE: Uganda’s police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.
Listen … date a woman with boobs like this, and your wallet is gonna end up empty at the end of the [...]
Going down for The Count
On so many levels, this is wrong:
And if you are wondering what provides The Count with his, um, inspiration:
Hat tip: Mr. Ahl.
I know it’s not real, but one can dream
Posted by Billy Dennis on Sep 5, 2008 in Humor
A friend who knows I appreciate eye candy sent this to me. I’m 90 percent sure it’s fake. But, then I can see her doing this.
I’d like to see Marlin Perkins try that
Posted by Billy Dennis on Jul 20, 2008 in Humor
You ever wonder who would win in a deathmatch between a leopard and a crocodile? Well, here’s your answer.
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